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Isn't this stolen valor?

You're silly, they are all dead.

I'm offended by this, what do I do?

We get it, we are kinda offended to. Let's do something about it. Let's get together January 6th 2025 and figure out a solution.

What is wrong with this country?

You know, it all kinda went downhill when that ape Harambe got shot.

Does this hat come with veteran discounts?

We can't promise nothing, but we aren't going to say no either. Chilis rarely checks IDs, just hats.

I'm not a hero, but I served in a company of them.

Are you trying to make me cry right now? #greatestgeneration